Meet the Meowro — a fully collectible currency backed 100% by pure fluff and mild judgement. Six denominations. One central bank of naps.



Six cats. Six values. All floof, no fiat.






Monetary policy set by 3 senior cats. Interest rates measured in treats per hour.
Every Meowro is backed 1:1 by a documented purr in our secure vault (a warm blanket).
*Wherever cats are in charge, which is everywhere. Ask your local feline authority.
Meowro is pegged 1:1 to the euro and re-priced against live FX markets every minute. Fluff yield varies with hunger levels and window activity.
It is real to the cats. That is what matters most.
Only in jurisdictions where the tax collector is a cat. We're expanding rapidly.
Under the couch. We're looking. It has been three months.
Feed a cat. Pet a cat. Let a cat sit on your keyboard. Simple.